We should never consume too much alcohol. If we drink too much, the chances of doing something we’ll regret later are high! Or, there is another alternative: we forget completely what we’ve done that night, which is even more nerve wrecking. Today we are going to talk about a married man who was hung over and “lost” memory of what happened the night before.
Jack woke up with a huge hangover, after a night of drinking with his friends. He was so drunk he couldn’t even remember how he’d gotten home. When he woke up, he was scared and thought to himself, “Did i do something wrong?”
After waking up, the first thing he saw was a pair of aspirin next to a glass of water on the bedside table. Then, he noticed that his wife had washed and ironed his clothes. He took the aspirin and looked in the bathroom mirror… that’s when he saw he had a huge black eye!
At that time, the husband saw that there was a note hanging in the corner of the mirror, written in red with little hearts and with the mark of his wife’s lipstick kiss:
“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge mess. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. Got out early to buy groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you honey!
Yours truly, Mary”
Intrigued, he goes to the kitchen and finds breakfast and the newspaper on the table waiting for him. His son was also there, eating.
Jack asked, “Son… what happened last night?” The child’s response left the father speechless!
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell on the coffee table, breaking it, then vomited in the hallway. You ran into the door and that’s how you got a black eye.
Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother so generous and why is there breakfast at the table waiting for me?”
The son responds, “Oh, that! Well, when mom dragged you into the bedroom and tried to take off your pants, you shouted: Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!'” Jack was so relieved by that response that he began to cry!
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Source: The Laugh Bible